Are these profiles for real? ew.

The things I can't live without are:
My senses
Morning coffee
The touch of my lover, when I have one
Dynamism
Friends

I'm passionate about art, beauty in design, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball and high fiber. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a law outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

DEALBREAKER.

check out this hilarious find that i scored at Urban Outfitters. a must read for any single lady/gentleman! dealbreakers are not strictly for the ladies. be sure to also peruse the authors' blog - apparently the book might even be turned into a show on ABC a-la-sh!t my dad sez.

eHarmonious

i bit the bullet and joined eHarmony about a few weeks ago. i signed up for 6 months because i figure that's giving it a good shot. i'm having difficulty navigating the site. it seems like a complicated process, but i'm willing to work through it. i am feeling slightly frustrated as i've contacted about 20 dudes and have only heard back from a few (and i can see that they have viewed my profile, so i know they're online). maybe there's something wrong with my profile? my photos? i'm even afraid of rejection online!

fun (?) stats:
- i've been on 19 dates (that i can remember, not including speed dating)
- four have been set ups through friends
- i've dated two scotts and two matts
- i've gone on dates with musicians, entrepreneurs, IT guys, chefs, architects, and office workers
- i've been rejected twice (that i can remember, not including the times i've blocked out)
- i've had profiles up on 3 online dating websites