Samson

So I finally went out on another internet date tonight, this time from OKCupid. The guy seemed nice and interesting enough, and he was willing to come to my new neighbourhood which was a huge bonus. His texts were cute and just the right amount of flirty. He looked like his picture. He just didn't...have that vibe. I won't go into a litany of my issues, but these two things sum it up: one, he flips houses but doesn't know the word gentrification; and two, he said his parents are a lot older than his friends' parents, probably because they had him younger (think about it).