Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I'm baaaack....

So, apologies for missing the last 6 months or so. To sum up:

1. I briefly dated a stonemason.
2. I got a cat.
3. I went back on OkCupid. 

I met the stonemason at a bar downtown. This has actually never happened to me before in my life. I slowly realized that we were two very different people, but I thought I should give it a chance because maybe my problem is that I was looking for someone too similar to myself?

Yeah....that wasn't the problem. The problem was that he was borderline alcoholic and also extremely cheap. Not frugal: cheap. He would have me walk him to the subway to swipe him in with my Metropass, for just one example. Another is that on Valentine's Day he said he didn't like to waste his money on flowers.

So here I am, back on OkCupid. I already got one guy who mentioned breasts TWICE while exchanging messages. I have a two drink minimum before I'll even check that site now, just to be able to handle the ridiculousness on there.