Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Are these profiles for real? ew.

The things I can't live without are:
My senses
Morning coffee
The touch of my lover, when I have one
Dynamism
Friends


I'm passionate about art, beauty in design, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball and high fiber. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a law outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

3 comments:

  1. HELLO Red Flags. They can't be real. Seriously?

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  2. That is totally gross. Clearly trying to sound witty; comes off as creeeepy!

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